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Carmageddon driver
Burly Shirley
Pink Pulveriser
Internal opponent number 23
Strength (1 - 5) 5
Network availability Never

Short name (?) Shirley
Race number 27
Top speed 170 mph
Kerb weight 2.0 tons
0 - 60 mph in 9.9 seconds
Stealworthy No
"Halfwit Harry’s sister is as devoted to Squealer the pet pig as he is (and has the same single figure IQ)."


  • Shirley is Harry's sister, but also a distant cousin of Splat Pack competitor Helga Shwein.
  • Shirley & Harry look so alike, as if someone (say, a video game artist) took a picture of Harry, changed some colours and drew longer hair on... their cars look the same apart from the colours too.
  • The Pink Pulveriser combines elements of the Bowler Tomcat and the AM General Hummer H1. But, on the other hand, it is just a repainted Lumberer.
  • In the original game, there is no space between "pink" and "pulveriser". This is most likely a typographical error.
  • Concept art for the Lumberer has been released for Carmageddon: Reincarnation... could Shirley's vehicle be a mere paintjob away? Sure enough, the Pink Pulveriser technically returns as an available paintjob for the Lumberer.
Drivers in Carmageddon (cat)
Main drivers Max Damage · Die Anna
Cops The Cops · The Cops Special Forces
Tier 1 opponents Auto Scum · Brothers Grimm · Ed 101 · Ivan the Bastard · Kutter · Madam Scarlett · Mech Maniac · OK Stimpson · Screwie Lewie · Stig O'Sore · Val Hella · Vlad · Wanda Lust
Tier 2 opponents Agent Orange · Ed Hunter · Firestorm · Otis P Jivefunk · Psycho Pitbull · Stella Stunna
Tier 3 opponents Burly Shirley · Don Dumpster · Halfwit Harry · Hammerhead · Heinz Faust