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Carmageddon: Max Damage is an updated version of Carmageddon: Reincarnation, which was released on PlayStation 4 and Xbox One in July 2016. The game is available both as digital download and as a physical disc, with the disc version being distributed by Sold Out Sales & Marketing. It was later released for Microsoft Windows on 28 October. The Xbox One pre-order exclusive featured the Tez Eagle, and the Iron Hawk. Which became available as paid DLC.


List of Races in Carmageddon Max Damage

Group 1

Maim Street

Stadium Approach

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

Ahh… here we are again. It’s time to perk up the citizens of Bleak City with a demonstration of your driving prowess!


Grassy Knell

Pitch Invasion

Checkpoint Stampede

Be the first to hit 8 checkpoints!

A Checkpoint spawns. The first player through the Checkpoint wins a point; another Checkpoint spawns. Repeat. Highest checkpoint tally WINS!

The public parks in Bleak City’s Business District a rumored to be built over a MagNuChem toxic waste dump.


Doing the Business

Corporate Plaza

Death Race

Be the first to complete 3 laps!

A straightforward race, spiced-up with Carmageddon’s PowerUps and violent behavior.

There’s nothing beats a case of constipation than a high-speed thrash through the middle of a city.


Group 2

Isle of Plight

Arena: Perimeter Patrol

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

The Island welcomes careful drivers. Remember, Island roads are different. Please take your litter and car wreckage home with you.


Stadium Pandemonium

Stadium Stands

Death Race

Be the first to complete 3 laps!

A straightforward race, spiced-up with Carmageddon’s PowerUps and violent behavior.

It’s time to get up close and personal with the sportsfans in a trip to the stadium! They think it’s all over – it is neeeeooooow!!


Isle Have You Mate

Arena: Refinery Raid

Checkpoint Stampede

Be the first to hit 10 checkpoints!

A Checkpoint spawns. The first player through the Checkpoint wins a point; another Checkpoint spawns. Repeat. Highest checkpoint tally WINS!

MagNuChem have been busy on the Island, carefully conducting tests, maybe causing a little ground heave here and there…


Group 3

Saucer Full of Secrets

Weird West

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

Welcome to the quiet little town of “Ill Eagle”. Rumors of extra-terrestrial activity in these parts have been dismissed by the authorities as crazy speculation.


Got Gas?

Corporate Plaza

Checkpoint Stampede

Be the first to hit 10 checkpoints!

A Checkpoint spawns. The first player through the Checkpoint wins a point; another Checkpoint spawns. Repeat. Highest checkpoint tally WINS!

Get Ready to really let rip in this high pressure sprint from point to point around the seedier side of the City...


Take ‘Em Up the Isle

Arena: Perimeter Patrol

Ped Chase

Be the first to kill 10 peds!

Chase down Peds! Get a point for every target Ped eradicated! Wreck Opponents to steal some of their points! The first player to reach the target amount of points WINS!

The boffins at MagNuChem are attempting a marriage of technology and organic matter. Why not show them the easy way to achieve it?


Feeling Drained

Storm Drains

Death Race

Be the first to complete 3 laps!

A straightforward race, spiced-up with Carmageddon’s PowerUps and violent behavior.

Let’s go stormin’ through the city’s sluices – watch our for the anti-submarine mines the crazy city council decided to install.


Group 4

Docking Hell

Blender Pass

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

The task of returning the entire Atlantic Ocean from acid bath to habitable brine is a Herculean one, but MagNuChem have it all under control. Really.


Spurts Illustrated

Pitch Invasion

Ped Chase

Be the first to kill 10 peds!

Chase down Peds! Get a point for every target Ped eradicated! Wreck Opponents to steal some of their points! The first player to reach the target amount of points WINS!

Everyone’s a fan of the Bleak City Bisons in this part of town. Soak up some of the atmosphere – and blood – that they generate!


Wrecked at the Reprocessor

Storage Vats

Checkpoint Stampede

Be the first to hit 10 checkpoints!

A Checkpoint spawns. The first player through the Checkpoint wins a point; another Checkpoint spawns. Repeat. Highest checkpoint tally WINS!

Number of days since the last major environmental catastrophe at this plant… 0.


Just Deserts

Coyote Corner

Ped Chase

Be the first to kill 10 peds!

Chase down Peds! Get a point for every target Ped eradicated! Wreck Opponents to steal some of their points! The first player to reach the target amount of points WINS!

What could be more fun than tearing about kicking sand into the local’s faces? Tearing the locals’ faces off, then kicking sand in them… that’s what!


Group 5

Tunnel Twister

Restricted Area

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

It’s like this plant was designed with “Accident Waiting to Happen” as a mission statement. What better place to stage a Carmageddon event?


Desert Storm

Coyote Corner

Death Race

Be the first to complete 3 laps!

A straightforward race, spiced-up with Carmageddon’s PowerUps and violent behavior.

Back in the 30s a fledgling MagNuCrunchies breakfast cereal company built the Moover Dam to provide power for its factory downstream.


Island on Your Head

Arena: Perimeter Patrol

Ped Chase

Be the first to kill 10 peds!

Chase down Peds! Get a point for every target Ped eradicated! Wreck Opponents to steal some of their points! The first player to reach the target amount of points WINS!

MagNuChem scientists should know better than to meddle with forces beyond their control. Especially while you’re around!


Chicken Supreme

Arena: Landing Pads

Checkpoint Stampede

Be the first to hit 10 checkpoints!

A Checkpoint spawns. The first player through the Checkpoint wins a point; another Checkpoint spawns. Repeat. Highest checkpoint tally WINS!

So, who’s got the guts to take the riskiest shortcuts on this precarious platform at the top of the tallest building in Bleak City?


Group 6

Industrial Revolutions

Chemical Lake

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

Go check out the “Chemical Organics Centrifugal Knitting System” where they develop barrels of strange, powerful substances…


Entire State Building

Arena: Landing Pads

Car Crusher

Be the first to wreck 6 opponents!

It’s Deathmatch time – wreck ‘em all! Get a point for a kill, lose a point if you wreck yourself. Everyone respawns, highest kill count WINS!

This cut-price tower’s high-tech hovering helipad has gone haywire and won’t stop slamming up and down. Maybe it could be used to your advantage…


Up Tower Top Ranking

Arena: Satan’s Tower

Checkpoint Stampede

Be the first to hit 10 checkpoints!

A Checkpoint spawns. The first player through the Checkpoint wins a point; another Checkpoint spawns. Repeat. Highest checkpoint tally WINS!

Overlooking Devil’s Canyon, the summit of Satan’s Tower was a favorite haunt of UFO watchers – until the abductions began.


High Rise Surprise

Business Heights

Ped Chase

Be the first to kill 10 peds!

Chase down Peds! Get a point for every target Ped eradicated! Wreck Opponents to steal some of their points! The first player to reach the target amount of points WINS!

It’s funny how folk in the big city walk about happily, oblivious to what’s going on, until it drives up and bites them in the ass!


Group 7

Countryslide

The Loop

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

The bovine plague has reached a new peak following MagNuAgri’s latest dubious activities. Someone should do something about thinning their numbers.


Bridge of Cries

Chemical Lake

Death Race

Be the first to complete 6 laps!

A straightforward race, spiced-up with Carmageddon’s PowerUps and violent behavior.

The pitiful wailing of workers as they’re crushed by machinery or tossed into the sea by this defective structure… Is always good for a laugh.


Bear Down

Weird West

Ped Chase

Be the first to kill 10 peds!

Chase down Peds! Get a point for every target Ped eradicated! Wreck Opponents to steal some of their points! The first player to reach the target amount of points WINS!

The citizens and wildlife of Devil’s Canyon look under the weather. Maybe they could do with some exercise… shed a rad or two perhaps…? Let’s give them a workout to remember!


MagNuChem Madness

Biohazard Way

Car Crusher

Be the first to wreck 6 opponents!

It’s Deathmatch time – wreck ‘em all! Get a point for a kill, lose a point if you wreck yourself. Everyone respawns, highest kill count WINS!

MagNuChem’s in-house architectural consultancy later went on to design MagNuLoon asylum. They were all subsequently locked up in it.


Group 8

Lap My Lighthouse

Landmark Drive

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

There’s an enormous erection ahead, and you’re going to have to get a firm grip and pull off the biggest one of your life. U-turn, that is.


Acid Reflux

Storage Vats

Checkpoint Stampede

Hit the most checkpoints in 5:00!

A Checkpoint spawns. The first player through the Checkpoint wins a point; another Checkpoint spawns. Repeat. Highest checkpoint tally WINS!

Apparently the stress of clock-watching and rushing around plays havok with your gastrics. So my old nan used to say. Until I ran her over.


U Feck Off!

Off the Rails

Car Crusher

Be the first to wreck 6 opponents!

It’s Deathmatch time – wreck ‘em all! Get a point for a kill, lose a point if you wreck yourself. Everyone respawns, highest kill count WINS!

It’s increasingly evident that something’s not quite right around here. Subtle hints of some sort of cover-up… Time for further investigation in an aggressive automotive stylee!


Core Blimey Made

Arena: Reactor Ring

Fox ‘N’ Hounds

Be the first to reduce your time of 2:00 to 0:00!

The Fox has to evade the Hounds. If you hit the Fox, you become the Fox. Stay foxy long enough, and you WIN!

In the highly charged atmosphere of a MagNuChem fusion reactor, you’ll find it’s all to easy to blow a fuse and have a total meltdown.


Group 9

Oil Be Blowed

Ice Bridge

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

As someone went to all the trouble of ramming an iceberg with their giant oil rig, it would be rude not to make use of it in an event. Here we go…


Roswell that Ends Well

Coyote Corner

Car Crusher

Be the first to wreck 6 opponents!

It’s Deathmatch time – wreck ‘em all! Get a point for a kill, lose a point if you wreck yourself. Everyone respawns, highest kill count WINS!

As well as the military presence, there’s a definite whiff of MagNuChem involvement in activities around the crash site… And those funny looking fellas… wandering about…


Pass the Port

Loading Zone

Death Race

Be the first to complete 8 laps!

A straightforward race, spiced-up with Carmageddon’s PowerUps and violent behavior.

Every day MagNuCarrier’s giant container vessels depart, loaded with containers full of… “MagNuStuff.” No-one knows what it is, or where it goes…


Berg Blaster

Penguin Pass

Fox ‘N’ Hounds

Be the first to reduce your time of 2:00 to 0:00!

The Fox has to evade the Hounds. If you hit the Fox, you become the Fox. Stay foxy long enough, and you WIN!

It’s off to the iceberg now, and a winter wonderland that’s only slightly marred by the crashed oil rig and a massive network of MagNuChem research labs.


Group 10

Comin’ Round the Mountain

The Rockies

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

Best polish up yer off-road skills and get ready for some high speed twists and turns. A parachute might come in handy, too…


Ill Eagle Aliens

Area 52B

Ped Chase

Be the first to kill 10 peds!

Chase down Peds! Get a point for every target Ped eradicated! Wreck Opponents to steal some of their points! The first player to reach the target amount of points WINS!

Delving a bit deeper into this desert mystery is best accomplished by delving deeply into the populace, using a big metal thing on wheels!


I Scream

Area: Ice Blast

Car Crusher

Wreck the most opponents in 5:00!

It’s Deathmatch time – wreck ‘em all! Get a point for a kill, lose a point if you wreck yourself. Everyone respawns, highest kill count WINS!

I scream. You scream. We all scream for… MECHANISED DEATH TO OUR MORTAL ENEMIES!!!


Chopper Topper

Arena: Landing Pads

Fox ‘N’ Hounds

Be the first to reduce your time of 2:00 to 0:00!

The Fox has to evade the Hounds. If you hit the Fox, you become the Fox. Stay foxy long enough, and you WIN!

This mile-high helipad platform is the perfect place for some risky race ’n’ chase action and head-banging high jinks!


Group 11

Psychotic Slalom

Cold Stores

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

Time to inflict the maximum disruption to MagNuChem’s nefarious doings… Blitz this ‘berg!


Let’s Call the Hole Thing Off

Arena: Beelzebub’s Bottom

Fox ‘N’ Hounds

Be the first to reduce your time of 2:30 to 0:00!

The Fox has to evade the Hounds. If you hit the Fox, you become the Fox. Stay foxy long enough, and you WIN!

What’s this now? Some sort of subterranean ancient alien temple, close to the saucer landing site. Little wonder MagNuCrunchies co. became MagNuChem, not long after that dam was built…


Hitch Hiker Harvest

Road and Trail

Death Race

Be the first to complete 4 laps!

A straightforward race, spiced-up with Carmageddon’s PowerUps and violent behavior.

Merrily around the National Park we blast, dispensing death and destruction in even portions to all we meet.


Ice Cubed

Arena: Berg Belt

Checkpoint Stampede

Be the first to hit 12 checkpoints!

A Checkpoint spawns. The first player through the Checkpoint wins a point; another Checkpoint spawns. Repeat. Highest checkpoint tally WINS!

MagNuChem’s archaeologists are examining artifacts frozen in the ice. Strange primitive shapes, that vaguely resemble…. Cars? Crude cars, from another time…


Group 12

The City of Lost Giblets

The Big Ring

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

High speed shenanigans around the outskirts of the Bleak City commercial district. Take a detour though Chinatown, if you fancy running awok.


Towering Infernal

Arena: Satan’s Tower

Car Crusher

Be the first to wreck 8 opponents!

It’s Deathmatch time – wreck ‘em all! Get a point for a kill, lose a point if you wreck yourself. Everyone respawns, highest kill count WINS!

We’re back at the summit of Satan’s Tower, known to the locals as “Old Nick’s Bell End”. For whose end will it be tolling today..?


Frozen Assets

Gantry Alley

Fox ‘N’ Hounds

Be the first to reduce your time of 3:00 to 0:00!

The Fox has to evade the Hounds. If you hit the Fox, you become the Fox. Stay foxy long enough, and you WIN!

It’s brass monkeys weather out there, but you can keep nice and toasty by charging about at high speed and having gigantic accidents.


Chemical Castration

Arena: Reactor Ring

Ped Chase

Be the first to kill 15 peds!

Chase down Peds! Get a point for every target Ped eradicated! Wreck Opponents to steal some of their points! The first player to reach the target amount of points WINS!

The staff at this highly volatile facility struggle to cope under conditions of extreme duress. And why should you make things easier for them?


Speed Skates

Ice Fields

Death Race

Race the furthest in 5:00!

See the elegant drivers dance skillfully across the icy wastes… Until you go steaming up their chuff and send them spinning into the frozen ocean.


Group 13

Sandy Crack

Coast to Coast

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

Grab your sunglasses and the factor 50, we’re off to the seaside to redefine the phrase, “Get yer top off!”…


Rushin’ Roulette

Monorail Tour

Checkpoint Stampede

Be the first to hit 10 checkpoints!

A Checkpoint spawns. The first player through the Checkpoint wins a point; another Checkpoint spawns. Repeat. Highest checkpoint tally WINS!

Play your cars right, spin the steering wheel of fortune and see what sort of handbrake fate deals you…


Nuclear Refracture

Arena: Reactor Ring

Car Crusher

Be the first to wreck 8 opponents!

It’s Deathmatch time – wreck ‘em all! Get a point for a kill, lose a point if you wreck yourself. Everyone respawns, highest kill count WINS!

Another trip into the fragile core of the MagNuChem power plant. Unstable as it may be, it’s got nothing on your opponents!


For Pit’s Sake!

Arena: Hell Hall

Death Race

Be the first to complete 6 laps!

A straightforward race, spiced-up with Carmageddon’s PowerUps and violent behavior.

Who knows what manner of alien technology was mined out of this ungodly hole and mixed into the breakfast cereals of an unsuspecting world..?


Construction Shite

MagNuConstruction

Fox ‘N’ Hounds

Be the first to reduce your time of 2:30 to 0:00!

The Fox has to evade the Hounds. If you hit the Fox, you become the Fox. Stay foxy long enough, and you WIN!

Why not spice up the lives of the construction workers during this event, by doing a speedy sprint round the building site.


Group 14

Pier Pressure

Biohazard Way

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

It’s easy to find yourself out on a limb and all at sea if you go tearing around this particular part of the plant’s port.


Chopping Maul

Abandoned Mall

Ped Chase

Kill the most peds in 5:00!

Chase down Peds! Get a point for every target Ped eradicated! Wreck Opponents to steal some of their points! The first player to reach the target amount of points WINS!

Take a screamic tour of the Bleak City shopping district as your look for your unwitting victims. Today these shoppers really will “shop till they drop”!


Nasty Gash

Wachoouptoo River Bed

Checkpoint Stampede

Hit the most checkpoints in 6:00!

A Checkpoint spawns. The first player through the Checkpoint wins a point; another Checkpoint spawns. Repeat. Highest checkpoint tally WINS!

It’s time to go tearing around the desert again, pausing to admire the beautiful scenery, the wonderful wildlife, the gigantic saucer shaped craft sticking out of the ground…


Cross Country Fun

Coast to Coast

Fox ‘N’ Hounds

Be the first to reduce your time of 2:00 to 0:00!

The Fox has to evade the Hounds. If you hit the Fox, you become the Fox. Stay foxy long enough, and you WIN!

Hitchhikers, hobos, holidaymakers and cows will all be cross at you criss-crossing the National Park, chasing after a vulpine victory.


The Grate Outdoors

Arena: Perimeter Patrol

Car Crusher

Be the first to wreck 10 opponents!

It’s Deathmatch time – wreck ‘em all! Get a point for a kill, lose a point if you wreck yourself. Everyone respawns, highest kill count WINS!

Nothing can match the feeling of the wind in your hair… the smells of nature… and the sounds of metal grinding as you crush your enemy into bloody twisted scrap.


Group 15

Erasing Arizona

Rad Tan Alley

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

Which came first - UFO or MagNuCo? We may never know, so it’s probably best to just wipe them ALL off the face of the earth.


Lock Up

Warehouses

Checkpoint Stampede

Hit the most checkpoints in 5:00!

A Checkpoint spawns. The first player through the Checkpoint wins a point; another Checkpoint spawns. Repeat. Highest checkpoint tally WINS!

You’ve been warned – you go driving around the old warehouse area for too long and you might pick up something nasty.


Chillaxative

Cowguin Labs

Ped Chase

Be the first to kill 10 peds!

Chase down Peds! Get a point for every target Ped eradicated! Wreck Opponents to steal some of their points! The first player to reach the target amount of points WINS!

Something sinister is going on in the ice caves of the ‘berg. Crates full of… “Stuff” have been unloaded. MagNuChem are up to something…


Evasive Action

Blender Pass

Fox ‘N’ Hounds

Be the first to reduce your time of 3:00 to 0:00!

The Fox has to evade the Hounds. If you hit the Fox, you become the Fox. Stay foxy long enough, and you WIN!

Once more uninvited unto the Reprocessor, where your high speed skills of evasion look set to upset the facility’s smooth operations again.


Blood on the Rooftops

Multi-Story

Death Race

Be the first to complete 5 laps!

A straightforward race, spiced-up with Carmageddon’s PowerUps and violent behavior.

Up, up and away on a massive blast to the top of MagNuChem Towers! But remember, what goes up… must come down.


Group 16

Beef Curtains

The Cattle Grid

Classic Carma

Race, wreck, or wreak havoc – The choice is yours!

Wreck all the Opponents, splatter all the Peds, or chase Checkpoints to complete the event!

MagNuAgri’s mad experiments with genetically enhanced beef must stop. It’s time to bring about the bovine carpocalypse, now. Yes, it’s curtains for beef.


Drivers, and Cars in Carmageddon Max Damage

Max Damage

Maximum velocity madman Max Damage is back and still on a mission to mangle. He might be part bionic these days but he’s 100% intent on taking apart all opposition.

Eagle R

155 MPH

1.3 Tons

3.1 Sec

1.1


Max was gifted his alternative Eagle by a mysterious collective of backers, who persuaded him to come out of retirement and return to the Carmageddon circuit.

Tez Eagle

155 MPH

1.3 Tons

3.1 Sec

1.1


Die Anna

Die Anna… Born in a body bag, raised in a morgue. She drives the Hawk R – faster than Max’s Eagle R but not as tough. It’s far better suited for impacts with flesh rather than metal.

Hawk R

165 MPH

1.0 Tons

2.9 Sec

1.0


Annie’s got a new toy! Her Iron Hawk was funded by an anonymous group of investors. Now she’s tooled up and out to trash her Carmageddon competitors.

Iron Hawk

165 MPH

1.0 Tons

2.9 Sec

1.0


Vlad

For Vlad, it’s not winning, it’s taking apart the cunts. Hence the extremely surgical blade on his Annihilator.

Annihilator

380 MPH

0.85 Tons

1.4 Sec

0.97


Ed 101

Ed the android blew a fuse and went psycho after catching a virus while fiddling with Stella’s ever-ready pleasurer.

Tashita

170 MPH

0.9 Tons

3.0 Sec

0.85

Nora Virus

The Autoscum are a gang of murderous crazies, none more so than their leader, Nora. In her spare time she enjoys extreme crochet and biting the heads off whippets.

Razorbill

130 MPH

0.75 Tons

3.1 Sec

0.83


Kutter

Our gilf-loving gimp Kutter has a penchant for rubber, lubrication and sharp things… Penetrate him quick, before he penetrates you!

Countslash

190 MPH

0.85 Tons

2.50 Sec

0.78


Val Hella

Val’s a leggy gal, and her wheel mounted blades ensure that hers remain by far the longest in the immediate vicinity.

Cleaver

160 MPH

1.0 Tons

2.9 Sec

1.07


Stig O’Sore

Stig’s skin condition took a turn for the worse when his car crashed into a vat of chemical waste at an old MagNuChem plant, during his rookie career in Carmageddon…

Volkswerker

145 MPH

1.2 Tons

4.0 Sec

1.3


Rusk

Rusk was the 666th mayor of Beaver County, and successfully drove through the abolition of pedestrians’ “right to life”. A gold statue of him was duly erected in his honor. He now spends his time driving his DeGoryun, and when it reaches 88mph the spikes get extra pointy.

DeGoryun

150 MPH

1.7 Tons

3.9 Sec

1.63


Nutkenz

Nutkenz has a car with real bite – the Snaky Bastard is super-quick and strikes like a cornered cobra!

Snaky Bastard

170 MPH

1.2 Tons

2.5 Sec

1.25


Ed Lesgar

Ed’s suave huntsman style means he always looks like he’s dressed to kill. When he isn’t culling peds in his lusty V8 KVN, he’s bagging them on foot in the field with his trusty shotgun.

KVN Toucan

190 MPH

1.0 Tons

3.0 Sec

1.1


Screwie Lewie

Wacko paraplegic Screwie lost his legs in a fight with the Eagle. No more screwing around – he’s on a mission to take revenge on Max.

The Twister

170 MPH

1.5 Tons

2.8 Sec

1.63


Madam Scarlett

Maniacal man-mangler Madam Scarlett likes nothing more than spreading fear and viscera in her rare and rorty sporty roadster. Gibtastico!

Shredlight

180 MPH

1.0 Tons

3.7 Sec

1.53


The Brothers Grimm

Grimm brother #1` lost Grimm brother #2 while racing to a cemetery. How ironic. Now he sticks his hand up his dummy brother’s rear and pretends he’s still here, while his deceased sibling resides in the coffin in the back of the Stiffshifter.

Stiffshifter

150 MPH

1.6 Tons

3.8 Sec

1.4


Twig N. Berries

Twig is a cool dude with a super chilled surf van – until he opens up his rear and lets rip with the full fiery force of his arse-mounted afterburners.

Tropi-Kill

150 MPH

1.8 Tons

4.0 Sec

1.53


Ivan the Bastard

Moody as a black bear in a Siberian snow storm, vodka veins Ivan is a man of few words… Until he spits his dummy out.

The Bear

155 MPH

1.6 Tons

3.9 Sec

1.7


Roman

Roman the exo-suited rampager has the meanest pickup in town. His Crazor is perfectly set up to slice and dice the populace.

Crazor

175 MPH

1.8 Tons

2.7 Sec

2.1


Ed Hunter

Survivalist Ed wants to rid the world of Commies. But to him, everyone’s a pinko. His armored station wagon is a moving roadblock.

Hevy Impaler

140 MPH

2.75 Tons

5.5 Sec

2.4


Otis P. Jivefunk

The lord of lowriders likes to drive in nothing but his sexy little briefs. It helps to keep his hydraulic undercarriage under control, and feeling super-cool.

Caddy Fat Cat

150 MPH

1.9 Tons

3.6 Sec

2.63


Hammerhead

Hammy thinks he’s a superhero, but actually he’s just another nut. He drives his own twisted creation with demented zeal.

Project X

170 MPH

1.75 Tons

2.0 Sec

2.3


Psycho Pitbull

This rabid scrapyard dog has motor oil coursing through his veins and methane seeping from his… Bovine victims.

Towmeister

135 MPH

2.0 Tons

3.6 Sec

3.13


The Terrible Twin

The recently separated conjoined twins can zip themselves back together if they’re feeling lonely. Their crazy ride is the twinning of two fighter jets, perfectly configure to cut a dashing ped in two.

Siamese Dream

700 MPH

2.0 Tons

1.4 Sec

1.9


Halfwit Harry

The last time Harry smiled he was frolicking happily with his pet pig Squealer. Since Don ate his plump pet, Harry’s black mood has been expressed through his exceedingly “pig-headed” road manners.

Lumberer

150 MPH

3.0 Tons

4.90 Sec

3.33


Heinz Faust

Teutonic terror Heinz has a supercharged super-heavy sports coupe with go-anywhere tank tracks… So don’t get caught in his path unless you want to become a has-bean in tomato sauce.

Blitzkrieger

135 MPH

4.5 Tons

6.1 Sec

4.5


Mother Trucker

The mother of all truckers, this little old lady has more than a zimmer frame to defend herself with. It’s pensioner payback time…

Rig O’Mortis

110 MPH

10.5 Tons

12.0 Sec

4.5


Don Dumpster

Gross glutton Don looks like he’s porked out on the entire pig population of Beaver State, including Harry’s pet wiener, Squealer.

The Plow

135 MPH

6.0 Tons

6.0 Sec

4.2


Stella Stunna

Electric Blue’s battery power is wired straight to her penetrator of pleasure… So every Ped zapped Stella a little tickle.

Electric Blue

190 MPH

1.5 Tons

2.7 Sec

1.87


Cops Special Forces

If anything will render you unable to resist, it’s a full-on punt up the chuff from the Special Forces’ ultimate phallic enhancement.

APC

140 MPH

3.5 Tons

5.0 Sec

3.83


Cops

Every “Compact Unit: Nil Threat” has a “Community Liaison Interactive Trainee” at its wheel, ready to respond instantly to anyone who dares rub them up the wrong way.

CU:NT

130 MPH

0.5 Tons

3.1 Sec

1.02


Agent Debbie O’Nuts

The future of heavyweight law enforcement, Agent Debbie O’Nuts has a ride that gives her room for years of doughnut-fueled asset expansion.

Super Suppressor

110 MPH

10.5 Tons

12.0 Sec

10.0


Chief Biggun

Chief Biggun is clearly over-compensating for some personal shortcoming, although that pales into insignificance when compared to the compensation the state has had to pay out to the bereaved families of the Subpressor’s innocent victims.

Subpressor

150 MPH

10.0 Tons

5.3 Sec

10.0

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