|Carmageddon TDR 2000 driver|
|Internal opponent number||27|
|Top speed||223 mph|
|Kerb weight||1.0 tons|
|0 - 60 mph in||3.7 seconds|
|"Who dropped the soap?!"|
- A bathtub on wheels. Seriously. Can't see any rubber ducks in there though.
- The driver is a reference to Ernie (one half of Bert and Ernie) from famous childrens show Sesame Street. Ernie is well known for playing with his Rubber Duck in the bath; he even released a song about it.
- His description is a bad gag about the dangers of prison showers, as well as people suggesting that Bert & Ernie are gay.