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Carmageddon driver
Halfwit Harry
Internal opponent number 14
Strength (1 - 5) 5
Network availability Never

Short name (?) Harry
Race number 26
Top speed 170 mph
Kerb weight 1.9 tons
0 - 60 mph in 9.4 seconds
Stealworthy No
"Harry will try to win at any cost, so he can lavish the winnings on his pet pig, Squealer. Best stay out of his way if you can."

Carmageddon II[]

Carmageddon II driver
Halfwit Harry
Internal opponent number 32
Strength (1 - 5) 5
Network availability all

Short name Harry
Race number 110
Status icon C2 Harry status
Top speed 140 mph
Kerb weight 20.0 tons
0 - 60 mph in 7.9 seconds
Cost 2,500,000 credits
"Catch someone with this, and they'll wish they never got up this morning. Joust the job."

Carmageddon: Reincarnation[]

Harry has been confirmed to return, as Stainless released concept art of the Lumberer, along with steam trading cards.

Carmageddon: Reincarnation driver
Halfwit Harry
The Lumberer
Strength 3.33
Short name (?) Lumberer
Race number 26
Top speed 150 mph
Kerb weight 3.0 tons
0 - 60 mph in 4.90 seconds
"The last time Harry smiled he was frolicking happily with his pet pig Squealer. Since Don ate his plump pet, Harry’s black mood has been expressed through his exceedingly “pig-headed” road manners."

Lumberer concept for Reincarnation

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in-game model

Halfwit Harry from the Xbox One version of Carmageddon Max Damage.

Halfwit Harry as seen in Carmageddon Max Damage.


The Lumberer as it appears in Carmageddon Max Damage.


The Lumberer as it appears in Carmageddon Crashers.


A billboard for Harry's BBQ in Bleak City.


  • Harry is part of the nearest thing Carmageddon has to a family - he is the brother of Burly Shirley and distant cousin of Helga Shwein.
  • The term "at loggerheads" means 'unable to agree on a matter'.
  • Lumberer combines elements of the Bowler Tomcat and the AM General Hummer H1.
  • Lumberer appears as Honest John's vehicle in the PlayStation game.
  • Loggerhead is, unsurprisingly given the name, an industrial logging machine.
  • Harry must have disguised himself, as he appears in Carmageddon 64 under the name Mr. Whip.
  • In Carmageddon II, neither the Loggerhead or the Big Dump leave a pool of oil on the road when they're wasted.
  • The model for the Digga was re-used to create the Loggerhead. Apart from the wheels and the claws attached to the front, the vehicle is the same.
    • To further prove this, the model for the Loggerhead is called digbody, and the original textures are all prefixed with dig (aside from the Loggerhead-exclusive textures, which are prefixed with log).
Drivers in Carmageddon (cat)
Main drivers Max Damage · Die Anna
Cops The Cops · The Cops Special Forces
Tier 1 opponents Auto Scum · Brothers Grimm · Ed 101 · Ivan the Bastard · Kutter · Madam Scarlett · Mech Maniac · OK Stimpson · Screwie Lewie · Stig O'Sore · Val Hella · Vlad · Wanda Lust
Tier 2 opponents Agent Orange · Ed Hunter · Firestorm · Otis P Jivefunk · Psycho Pitbull · Stella Stunna
Tier 3 opponents Burly Shirley · Don Dumpster · Halfwit Harry · Hammerhead · Heinz Faust
Drivers in Carmageddon II (cat)
Main driver Max Damage
Tier 1 opponents Ada Nuff · Auto Scum · Batmad · Buzz Lightweight · Dan Dead · Die Anna · Ed 101 · Grace Full · Herr Kooled · Jenny Taylia · Kurt Blasthoff · Kutter · Lady Bug · Otis P Jivefunk · Russ T · Shawnee Smitt · Silvester Stallion · Sinthea · Slim Chance · Su Borg · Vlad · Wide Boy
Tier 2 opponents Ashteroid · Banjo Strummy · Heinz Faust · Herb E · Maurice Stalwart · Rod Hell · Screwie Lewie
Tier 3 opponents Don Dumpster · Farmer Fright · Halfwit Harry · Magnum Magnumsson · Mike Hunt · Mother Trucker · The Cop
Unlockables Moon Child · Pitbull · Ron Dumpster
Drivers in Carmageddon: Reincarnation & Max Damage (cat)
Main driver Max Damage · Die Anna
Cops Agent Debbie O'Nutts · Chief Biggun · Cops · Cops Special Forces
Tier 1 opponents Ed 101 · Ed Lesgar · Kutter · Nora Virus · Nutkenz · Rusk · Stig O'Sore · Val Hella · Vlad
Tier 2 opponents Brothers Grimm · Ivan the Bastard · Madam Scarlett · Screwie Lewie · Twig N. Berries
Tier 3 opponents Ed Hunter · Hammerhead · Otis P Jivefunk · Psycho Pitbull · Roman · The Terrible Twin
Tier 4 opponents Don Dumpster · Halfwit Harry · Heinz Faust · Mother Trucker · Stella Stunna