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Carmageddon: TDR 2000[]

Carmageddon TDR 2000 driver
Mustang Smelly
The Boss
Internal opponent number 25
First appearance The Docks
Network availability normal

Short name Spankme
Race number Unknown
Top speed 250 mph
Kerb weight 1.7 tons
0 - 60 mph in 2.1 seconds
Cost 665000 credits
"If its on the road, Eat it."


  • The Shelby Mustang (Shelby/Smelly) was a high-performance variant of the Ford Mustang, built from 1965 through 1970.
  • The classic blues song Mustang Sally was a hit for Wilson Pickett in 1966, known for its choral refrain of "All you want to do is ride around, Sally / Ride, Sally, ride." In the context of TDR, Sally has clearly been usurped by Smelly.
  • The inspiration of this vehicle is a car belonging to the "Boss", or "King" of Burnouts, Gary Myers. The car in question is a 1964 Ford Mustang with a "black with flames" paintjob. It can be seen on his site.
  • The vehicle also appears in the Tozzer comic. It is the second car to be commandeered by Max Damage after his Eagle MK4 is torn to shreds by army of the undead. He blames his Eagle's destruction on the mechanic hired to repair it earlier, but later spotting the Boss decides to use it as a substitute.
  • The meaning of Smelly's short name (Spankme) is unknown. Other than the obvious, of course.
  • Mustang Smelly=My Stang Smelly."Stang" is a less-used slang for 'vagina',So the driver of the car is another fine collection along the likes of 'Hugh Jorgen, Humungassass , Guido Kiksass, Doug Ahol,Gimi Carnage' and more.
Drivers in Carmageddon: TDR 2000 (cat)
Main driver Max Damage
Hollowood Bel LaGhostly · Billy, Bob, Billy-Bob · Bonsai Lun · Ernie Duck · Gimi Carnage · Guido Kiksass · Jake Viper · Ma Donna · Maya De'Ath · Mono Massacre · Officer Goose · Psychohontas
The Slums Han Grenade · Iron Tiger · Sir David Havahock · Tetsuo · Thor Ironhammer
The Docks Hugh Jorgen · Maxx Razor · Mustang Smelly · Philippe A. Shio · Uther Hurt · Veronica Vixen
HiRise Abe L · Cameron Carrion · Crank Zapper · Gore Usome · Jaws Verne · Jay Dead · Kenn Worst · Syn Bin · Vlad the Impaler
Military Zone Doctor Mambo · Eddie Gourmet · Hans Kristoff Havocstein · Humungassass · Lightning Larry · Samson Kaine · Wiseguy
Back of Beyond Alotta Slaughter · Major Payne · Pacey Gowst · Wayne Kerr
Unlockables Doug Ahol · Harry Killahan (The Cops) · Orlando Gassim · Rommel Warr · Sgt X. Terminator (The Cops Special Forces)
The Nosebleed Pack Bigdaddy · Blood & Bones · Buggy · Jaws · Lucifer · Ped Basher · The Pigs! · Pogo · Sports Sedan · Steam Machine