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Carmageddon TDR 2000 mission
No Nukes is Good Nukes
The mission's map.
Location Back of Beyond
Type(s) Items, Target
Time Unknown
Targets 1
Items 3 Bomb pieces
Goals 3

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No Nukes is Good Nukes is the third and final mission in the Back of Beyond area, and the eighteenth in the game.
The player must use bombs to blow up the oil pipes, and take the exit created behind the Toe Cuttaz settlement.


Maybe it's time for the ultimate firework display. You ready?


Three Bomb pieces collection time! SuperCharger, Throb Rod and Witch Doctor will be following you around.

Head for the mine entrance in the South of the dome settlement, and go straight inside. The first alcove area on your left contains the first bomb piece and some cash. Carry on along the tunnels; keep to the left at any forks, and eventually you'll be back out in the daylight, going up a slope. The second piece is on the rocky cliff at the top of this slope.

From here, turn right and drive off the cliff to ground level, and head for the warehouses. Drive down the side of them, so they are on your left and the mountains are on your right. Up on the right there should be a high up road (not the big hole). Drive straight up the cliff onto this narrow road, turn right, and into the tunnel at the end of it. This will lead you into the mutant settlement in a cavern. Drive down the ramp and over the grey bridge, leading to a big rock pillar. Take the spiral path up this pillar, and the last bomb piece is up there.

Now retrace your steps until you're back outside, by the warehouses. Go past them and head for the far left of the canyon; the ground here is ramped, so you should be able to jump the gorge fairly easily. You will be near the fuel tanks. Drive to the arrows, drop the bomb, and drive East quickly to escape the blast.
Watch the cutscene - It shows you one of the best routes to escape the area.

Turn around and drive past the fuel tanks, jumping back over the gorge using the ramped bit next to the edge. Drive East past the warehouses (they should be on your right), following the brown metal pipes round under a rock bridge. They should have led you to the Toe Cuttaz fort in the East. Shove the main doors open, and go straight through to the gap in the wall!


  • The name is a pun on a popular sentence: "No News is Good News".

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Missions in Carmageddon TDR 2000 (cat)
Hollowood Send in the Sharks · Pop the Sucker · Going Ape Back of Beyond Summer Nuke Fest · Red Mist · No Nukes is Good Nukes
The Slums Slum Like it Hot · Traffic Jam · The Jump Necropolis Population Control · Look Out Below · Big Brother
The Docks Juice Up · Clear the Decks · Got a New Motor The Bridge The Great Divide
High Rise Launch the Statue · The Rich Switch · Blow the Joint Police State Checkout Day · Destroy the Behemoth · Armageddon!
Military Let's Go to Work · Duel in the Arena · Tanks a Lot